Camp KoolAid Swamp

Swampwater
Kool-Aid Powder with Iodine and Neutralizer
Busted Back of the Neck
and a New Hunch
with
A Canoe on Your Head
Bubblegum the Reward for Dessert
JD the Watery Treat that bodes
with
A Canoe On Your Head
Portage is just a fancy way of saying,
"You're Fucked... , ya gotta walk."
So you begin to enjoy the Pain
Until you get to the Stagnant Paradise
and pray
for Maxim broads to show up
One paira undies'll do ya
As long as you take enough Imodium so you don't have to poop all weekend
Trying to get through that Gift of a coupla Free Days
with a shit stain on your gotchies while camping is like walking a mile uphill on mossy boulders with roots scratching your legs and Pterodactyls sucking your arms dry
with
A Canoe on Your Head
Difficult but not impossible
That's the way things are
That's why I bought lots of beer, liquor and that leather flask of Cheap House
Dulls the frustration and makes the reward sweeter
Makes you enjoy the Upwoods Life
with
A Canoe on Your Head
When They Don't Show.