Toads In Pine Trees

A commercial about a company that prevents Toads From Falling out of Pine Trees is needed.
It lands on a guy's shoulder and he would say, "Aww...man!?!"
And then he would say, "Where'd that Toad come from???"
That's where the company would be needed...or better yet the commercial.
Stop the needless act of Toads Falling From Pine Trees. Especially from near the top.
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Bran.