Voles/Gators and Diet Guinness

What does a Vole do???
It just remains as dormant as it can until somthing digs it up and then it still stays dormant.
Cats don't even eat them... they even re-bury them.
Alligators aren't delicious. Even when deep fried in chunks and with a rich malty brew.
Diet Guinness doesn't go well with Alligator unless you can find Diet Guinness... then both are awful... but they make great stories.